Prescription

I think that I might need some sort of treatment. You see, lately I have been having moments of anxiety and stress. Moments where I all of a sudden feel my chest tighten and my blood pressure shoot through the roof. What could help this condition that I have developed?

Let's see. The moments that proceed this condition usually sound something like this:

(scream) "Mom, he is taking my...."

(scream) "I can't do this!"

(scream) "He is teasing me!"

(scream) "Come here."

Notice a familiar pattern?

I think the proper prescription would be earplugs. Or a nice solitary closet. For me. With a locking door.