Manners definitely need some work here...

Brennan: "Look, I'm a shark!"

(He proceeds to pick up his sandwich without hands and vigorously shake his head left and right. Pieces of sandwich fly everywhere.)

Me: "Brennan! That's rude. You don't eat like that!."

Brennan: "But that's how sharks eat."

And this is not an isolated incident. We had read "How do Dinosaurs Eat Their Food". Now when we have spaghetti dinner, Philip will flip his spaghetti "high into the air." Every time.

*Sigh* Boys will be boys indeed!